my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad
i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb
i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are
there must be one Weeping Angel that just likes to prank people
like, it catches you while you’re in the shower and zaps you back to your high school graduation, standing naked in front of everyone with a loofah in your hand
then feasts on the shame and humiliation
I bet it’s called Gabriel
oh my god you didn’t
I love how the Ood is like ‘Dammit translator ball!’ and just hits it
This is why I really, really love the Ood.
Favorite Doctor Who scene.
The most misunderstood creatures in the fandom…
I love what Who did with the Angels and the Ood.
They’ve taken something that people would automatically want to trust, an angel, and made them creepy as fuck.
And they’ve taken a thing that people would automatically respond to the visual of with revulsion and fear, and made them the sweetest, most peaceful creatures in the universe.
If that’s not the best “looks can be deceiving” ever done I don’t know what is.
I guess you could say they’re misunderstOOD.
(Source: retlawdisigny, via delleuzian-delusion)
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
www.google.ca takes the time to commemorate the Canadian penny as it officially heads into retirement starting today.
There’s still about 6 million in circulation so there’s no way of knowing how long until they are phased out completely, but the government estimates scrapping the coin will save them about 11 million dollars a year.
Congratulations, Canada, for acting rationally.
You are not just America’s hat. In this way and many others, you are America’s wise and resource-rich uncle whom just as a reminder we could conquer at any time.
Why don’t you burn your dick off you arrogant, American fucknugget. Maybe you guys could conquer us whenever but you know what? When you look at your medical bills in horror; when you sigh as the barista has to give you 4 pennies instead of just 1 nickel; when you turn 19 but have to wait another 2 years to legally drink; I will be laughing. Drinking bagged milk, eating Ruffles All Dressed chips, bathing in your blood… and laughing.
Think before you belittle my country again. *hops on moose and rides into the distance*
TRISTAN THAT WAS JOHN GREEN
oh my gOD WAHT NOO
I’VE COMMITTED INTERNET SIN